Self Care

EXHIBIT A: PATRICE 

Our friend here demonstrates that if you successfully wear a green bean mask at intervals of 13 hours every 3 days for the next 4 years, the vegetable’s folate and iron rich properties can restore youthful bone structure, improve cellulite immunity and probably cure cancer.  

Patrice finds the time. Be like Patrice. 

EXHIBIT B: BERNICE

To solve chronic inflammation and hormonal imbalance, one school of thought is to face your allergies head-on.  At least that’s what a post Bernice saw on Instagram said.  So she took it upon herself to test out whether she could conquer her lifelong peanut allergy with a carefully constructed but aggressive at-home treatment.  

Jia you, Bernice!

Exhibit C: Elixir of Omnipotence  

The umbilical cords of child beauty queens have been carefully selected and cultured into gelatinous form in order to deliver to you unbridled collagen reproduction.  

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